27. It’s for our own good
As the list of forbidden items on airplanes grows, some of them make sense. Others require a story for some context. I, for one, want to know why I can’t bring a snow globe.
28. When your sleigh breaks down, you need the TSA
Santa has a lot of houses to hit up on Christmas Eve. Is there any way he could get into a faster line? He’s on a tight schedule.