Wiggly and Weird
his is why you never open your boyfriend’s glove department. Not only is their a Weird Al CD, but there are two unopened Wiggly Eyes and one opened one in a bag. Yep, he’s used them for something.
When you hear someone singing, “spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does,” in the bedroom, you don’t go investigate. You never know what you might find.