Post Malone Looks Completely Different Without Long Hair and Face Tattoos

So. Many. Face. Tattoos.

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Why do you hate your mother so much, Post?

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Once the face tats were finally sorted…

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It was time to move on to that out-of-control mane of his.

After his hair was cropped out, however… 

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It looked a little bit odd and unnatural, to say the least.

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So, obviously, Thomas Haden Church was brought in.

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